"But God can be funny
,
at a cocktail party while listening to a good God-themed joke or

when the crazies say he hates us
and they get so red in the head

you think that they’re about to choke
.
God can be funny

when told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right way

and when presented like a genie

who does magic like Houdini

or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus
...God can be so hilarious..."